Survivor is about to be back on for its 27th season. I'm pretty sure Jeff Probst can just go ahead & print his own money now. In fact I imagine his last salary negotiation went something like this:
[SCENE: Interior, CBS boardroom.
Executives sit around a table the size of a swimming pool. JEFF PROBST enters. He is wearing chunky gold rings on each finger, heavy chains about his neck and a floor-length fur coat.]
JEFF PROBST: Fifty virgins by tomorrow, or I walk.
CONCERNED EXECUTIVE: But Jeff...
JEFF PROBST: Ah-bah-bah! [peremptorily waves beringed hand] Fifty.
[FIN]
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