Survivor is about to be back on for its 27th season. I'm pretty sure Jeff Probst can just go ahead & print his own money now. In fact I imagine his last salary negotiation went something like this:
[SCENE: Interior, CBS boardroom.
Executives sit around a table the size of a swimming pool. JEFF PROBST enters. He is wearing chunky gold rings on each finger, heavy chains about his neck and a floor-length fur coat.]
JEFF PROBST: Fifty virgins by tomorrow, or I walk.
CONCERNED EXECUTIVE: But Jeff...
JEFF PROBST: Ah-bah-bah! [peremptorily waves beringed hand] Fifty.
[FIN]
numer darowizny: SRTF/067/SWD .
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Is it weird that I think Jeff Probst is a "would"?
"He is wearing chunky gold rings on each finger, heavy chains about his neck and a floor-length fur coat."
Don't forget his big ass pimp hat.
It's been on for THAT many SEASONS. oh my freaking goodness! that is ridiculous!
yep i bet that's exactly how it goes down
I know! I'm so excited. I freaking love that show.
“…and a fully-qualified assistant to deflower them for me.”
He'll be sorry he asked for fifty. After the first dozen or so, he'll be wishing for somebody who had a clue what they were doing.
Racquel - He's no Mike Rowe, but he's all right!
; )
Lilu - Aww yeah! Humor and grammmar nazism, my favorite things!
CA - I'm sure I'm exaggerating, but probably not by much.
miss.chief - *nods wisely*
Gwen - Heehee! I still wish they'd go somewhere crazy different though.
Simon - Pshhh, that's so unrealistic! ; )
Coop - Hahahahahaha, there is that.
Never seen it, but I would never trust anyone with huge chunky rings on each finger. Unless I was tying something to them so that it wouldn't blow away.
Mo - Hehehe. But what about the Phantom??? I guess he just has the one chunky ring, not tons of them.
With my luck my 50 virgins would be a room full of Nuns...
Skydad - Could be worse - monks?
: )
Methinks Mr. Probst is vastly overestimating his role in the success of the show. I would make a counteroffer of 49 virgin strawberry daquiris and one well-worn ho.
That's your first episode of Survivor right there. Survivor 27 - the devirgining. Fifty virgins compete to see who WON'T be deflowered by Jeff Probst. No longer will the tribe speak, the tribe will now scream.
That show is STILL on? Haven't they run out of places to survive yet?
I watch a lot of crap TV, but I'm strangely proud of the fact that I've never seen one episode of Survivor.
Ha! I'd settle for 50 oreos. Who am I kidding? 52...
LOL @SkylersDad...
He didn't specify female, d'oh.
WWW - Hahahaa! But seriously, I just can't imagine that show without J-Pro.
Tenny - They'd have to do it in the first ep, because after a couple weeks without a shower? Blechhh.
Well-Fed - I KNOW, right?! I still think Survivor Antarctica should be the next season.
BeckEye - There are lots of shows of which I wish I could say the same. Big Brother is one of them. Ick.
Sally-Sal - I'd prefer Oreos.
Eric - Hehehee : )
And I've never seen this show. Does that make me weird or what?
OMG... hahahah HEY Maybe it's Jeff Probst that stole my "twinkie" hehehehe Mystery solved. Greedy bastard. KIDDING actually I think he's hot. Seriously. What? Hu? Why are you laughing...
MadameDeF - Not at all! It probably makes this post less funny to you...
Twinkie - Yeeees, it was Jeff... *shifty eyes*
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