With Easter just around the corner, it seemed only right to create a tribute to this universally loved seasonal treat.
Dear beloved Creme Egg,
How I love your chocolate shell
Smooth and etched with a pretty design
And perfect in taste as well
Your chocolate is from Cadbury's
Milky and superb
Hersheys just can't measure up
So I kick it to the kerb
Your flowing center like egg white
Except much more delicious
As it dribbles down my chin
Who cares you're not nutritious?
I love to eat you slowly
Overdosing on the choc
Smiling as it sends me into
Diabetic shock
And despite how much I love you
I'm glad you're here a short time
A large round shape looks good on you
But for my body, I prefer mine.
[Original artwork by Soda & Candy using existing Creme Egg image]
