F You Friday: Family

Family.

They come and visit you, and it's all lovely and you proudly show them around your town and go out to eat and spend ages chatting and catching up and they sleep on the air mattress and still love you and you all take happy snaps on the beach squinting in the sun and you get them to bribe your dogs with treats because the dogs tend to hate anyone who doesn't already live in your house but then the dogs turn out to be attention whores anyway...

And then they leave and you remember that none of your family lives here and you miss them more than you did before they visited.

Bastards.

F You Friday

That's right, I made up a day-based category and then accidentally posted like a half day early. What you gonna do about it?

Soda & Candy: "F you, skateboarders in the bike lane. There's this new invention called the footpath, maybe you've heard of it?!"

Soda & Candy's Husband: "No they haven't, because here it's called a sidewalk."

Oh, snap!


Soda & Candy enjoys making snarky and/or Judgy McJudgerson comments from the safety of the car, but she has to remember to make sure all the windows are wound up first. There's nothing quite like loudly denouncing some random lardy pedestrian only to find that they've quite possibly heard everything you've said.