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Showing posts with label TMI Thursday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TMI Thursday. Show all posts
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
(Sort of) TMI Thursday: Double Poop Sandwich.
Calm down, it's not what you're thinking.
As I was making myself a sandwich the other morning, two things occurred to me:
1. My dad once told me that when he was a nurse, they taught him that healthy baby poop is the color and consistency of (presumably smooth) peanut butter. To this day he cannot eat peanut butter.
2. The squeezy bottle of grape jelly looks like it is making little grapey poops when you squeeze it onto the bread.
PB&J will from this day forth forever be rendered in my mind (and now yours) as a double poop sandwich.
You're welcome.
As I was making myself a sandwich the other morning, two things occurred to me:
1. My dad once told me that when he was a nurse, they taught him that healthy baby poop is the color and consistency of (presumably smooth) peanut butter. To this day he cannot eat peanut butter.
2. The squeezy bottle of grape jelly looks like it is making little grapey poops when you squeeze it onto the bread.
PB&J will from this day forth forever be rendered in my mind (and now yours) as a double poop sandwich.
You're welcome.
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