How many Horsemen of the Apocalypse?

Pestilence, War, Famine, Death, Using Literally When You Mean Figuratively.

Who are your bonus Horsemen of the Apocalypse?

Bite Size...

"Luke, I am your father!"

"Noooo! That's implausible!"

FAIL: Prince.

No, this is what it sounds like when doves cry:

Hoohoohoohoohoo... hoohoohoohoo...

ssssssssttttttttttttttttttt*





*This is the sound of a single, salty dove-tear sliding over pure white feathers. Duh.