Showing posts with label nobody reads blogs on Friday so what the hell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nobody reads blogs on Friday so what the hell. Show all posts

Friday, March 26, 2010

Dear Cell Phone...

... how is hurrch a word, and hurrah isn't?

Hurrch is the sound that precedes the appearance of a soggy lump of pet hair and stomach fluids on the living room floor.

Friday, September 18, 2009

How do you blog?

How do you blog?

Do you blog like a frog on a log?
Like a dog playing with Pogs?

Are you turning cogs in the fog
Or dancing in clogs?

Is your mind full of smog
Would you rather go for a jog?

How do you blog?