Literal Sketches - Guest Sketcher!

While I'm busy doing all kinds of uninteresting stuff, the Vegetable Assassin has kindly stepped into the breach with this wonderful Literal Sketch.

I guess a good clue is that it describes me, in a way (if that's not a good enough clue, put your mouse over the image, the answer is in the hovertext).

Pimping and Low Grade Extortion.

Check out the ridiculously awesome* loungey header I made as a present for everyone's favorite knight, Words... words... words....

Maybe it's not as sexy as the portrait I did for my homegirl Vegetable Assassin, which she turned into her header (I'm crap at drawing boys). But let's face it, his old header needed to be put out of its pixelated misery.

Let me make this clear - I don't do these by request. I'll do it if:

1. I feel like doing something
and
2. I like you / your blog
and
3. You deserve it
and
4. I have a good idea

or
5. You will pay me. Especially if you would like to pay me exorbitant sums. Those are my favorite kind of sums.

Feel free to leave job offers in the comments : )


*As a wise man once said, it ain't trickin' if you got it.