While I'm busy doing all kinds of uninteresting stuff, the Vegetable Assassin has kindly stepped into the breach with this wonderful Literal Sketch.
I guess a good clue is that it describes me, in a way (if that's not a good enough clue, put your mouse over the image, the answer is in the hovertext).
I apologize because "PARP" makes it sound like that cracker is farting. Maybe he is? I don't know. I couldn't translate a honk without saying "HONK". He's sure got a purty mouth though. And the Uggs.
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Oh yeah and Veg? Please take a Sweet Blogger Award which I forgot to include in my post!!!
Hahahahahaha! That Veg, she's funny.
I was relieved to read the hovertext. I was worried you were saying that you were a horny piece of Life(tm) or Chex(tm) breakfast cereal.
"Parp" really threw me off, but I think I got it. Nice drawing!
That's too funny.
I'm stumped, and the hovertext doesn't work on my bb.
I can't figure this one out, horns, saltine cracker?
Oh. Well explains it. Totally over my head.
Gwen - She's awesome!
Eric - Hahahaha, gold!
WWW - Heehee! I love her wobbly style!
Hunter - Right? I love his little Ugg boots.
Mr C - Honky Cracker. Because he's a cracker, and he's honking his little horns... : )
Morgan - Awww.
Parp? Goofy British horns.
BeckEye - Haha, it is also the sound Toad makes to simulate his car-horn in Wind in the Willows, I about died laughing every time I read that bit.
Peach - Veg is a genius. And a real artist, but I got this for free muahahahhaha!
Okay, see I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought it was a horny cracker!
*snicker*
Oops. The best I could come up with was ‘horny square’.
I thought a "parp" was like police slang for a perpetrator only for less heinous crimes. Like sodomy... the victimless crime.
I apologize because "PARP" makes it sound like that cracker is farting. Maybe he is? I don't know. I couldn't translate a honk without saying "HONK". He's sure got a purty mouth though. And the Uggs.
Cora - Hahaha, y'all have dirty minds!
Simon - Weeell, I may be a square as well.
Kurt - "apprehending the parp" hahahaha
VA - Of course not, I am a lady and therefore do not fart. I do have two pairs of Uggs though (for indoor wear only, she hastened to add).
The farty Triscuit!
Parp is the cutest honk word ever. I'm going to use parp all the time. I just parped in my pants a little.
Steamy - hahaha, I love it. It's definitely a farty kind of sound though.
I sure didn't get this one. Great pic though.
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