Free Carlos!!! I'll give you candy! Guaranteed.*

Join me, won't you, in the campaign to save this adorable beagle basset hound (duh, S&C) and his freakishly stumpy legs?



Fantastic lady blogger, Miss Yvonne, wants nothing more than to save his droopy little punim from certain clinical depression by adopting him into the squishy bosom of her family, but Captain Carl, her (I assume) ruggedly handsome sea-captain husband, is resisting (boo hiss), so Miss Yvonne needs all the bloggerly help she can get to bring Carlos Spicy Wiener home for Christmas, I mean New Year's. (There is already an official badge, but you know me, I like to do my own art)

So get over there and join the campaign!!!


*Not a guarantee.

Go buy them NOW.

Americans, prepare to have your taste buds competely ruined for every other cookie.

Pepperidge Farm is selling Tim Tams. But apparently they'll only be available until March so I suggest you go to the supermarket or Target (where the dark chocolate version is exclusively available - if you are a freak who prefers dark chocolate) right now and pick up a packet.

Right now!

Something fishy and fun

You guys, you have to go to Goldfish Broth right now! and play the word verification definition game.

I know it's been done before, but it's always so much fun!!! Plus, read his own post of w/v definitions before you go and you will realize just how high a standard you will be held to in G. Henry's arena. Anyone who uses the word paucity correctly in a blog post deserves as many readers as can be shepherded his way.

...Again with the pimping?

Yes. Because even though there's a high likelihood that pointing my readers towards blogs which are infinitely funnier than mine will only result in an even sadder comment count for me, I must share this with you.

That's how much of a saint I am.

UPDATE: It's official, I'm going to be designing an award for the winner!!!

Entry into Heaven = guaranteed *dusts hands off smugly*.

Hurry up, you guys!

*hopping impatiently from one foot to the other*

If you haven't entered Mad Blogs yet (it's the post before this one), hurry up!

Go do it now! It might be the last chance you get - I haven't got another one in mind.

As if that PLUS the Sweet Blogger award wasn't enough inducement to GO enter Mad Blogs, I have a super special secret surprise reward planned for the winner.

It's not a physical prize and it's not an award as such, but I am super-excited about it.

If you are as big a nerd as I am, and/or you love attention as much as I do (and really, why else would you be a blogger?), you will enjoy this reward.

So go already!

You have less than Jack Bauer time (ie 24 hours)!

Jack Bauer that thing, people.

All right everyone, you have TWENTY-FOUR HOURS to save the President put in an entry for the latest edition of Mad Blogs.

So get creative and get writing/commenting and you could be the recipient of an awesome Sweet Blogger Award, just like The Imaginary Reviewer, who won the inaugural competition with the sheer force of his Britishness.

... Go and enter!


... I mean it!