
Fantastic lady blogger, Miss Yvonne, wants nothing more than to save his droopy little punim from certain clinical depression by adopting him into the squishy bosom of her family, but Captain Carl, her (I assume) ruggedly handsome sea-captain husband, is resisting (boo hiss), so Miss Yvonne needs all the bloggerly help she can get to bring Carlos Spicy Wiener home for Christmas, I mean New Year's. (There is already an official badge, but you know me, I like to do my own art)
So get over there and join the campaign!!!
*Not a guarantee.
11 comments:
Have you noticed her picture of the dog and the prison cell. The dog is on the outside of the cell, which makes me think he's actually some sort of sadistic canine kidnapper with his own place to put the captives, and if she adopts him it'll only be a matter of time before she ends up trapped against her will and getting the hose for not rubbing lotion into her skin.
Just a thought . . .
I should just like to point out that Miss Yvonne called him ‘Carlos Spicy Weiner’, suggesting that he is Spanish with a taste for German spiced wine, while you call him ‘Carlos Spicy Wiener’, which implies he is a hot Spaniard living in Vienna. I would just like to have the matter clarified before I take sides in the matter.
P.S. I just got your card. It is even now being scanned and prepared for posting in my blog. Thank you!
Hoorah for more Carlos Spicy Weiner buttons!!
I'm adding a link to your blog in my last post. Carlos and I thank you and Captain Carl....well, he gives you the finger. But don't worry about it, he gives me the finger all the time. tee hee!
The Jules - Look into his bloodshot eyes, Carlos would never do that!!!
Simon - Perhaps he is a Spicy-Wienered Weiner. Also, yay!
Miss Yvonne - But the dog is practically NAMED after him! Play him that one Sarah MacLachlan song from the ad, on a loop, until he breaks down!
awww where will he go if she doesnt adopt him?!
CA - I don't know, I think a shelter? But hose places are hella depressing even if they're no-kill ones.
THOSE places.
Oh, God. That Sarah McLaughlin commercial should be banned. It is impossible to resist. Captain Carl is doomed.
WWW - I'm pretty sure you could get whatever you wanted with that ad. "Nooo, I'll give you anything, just don't make me look at the blind kitten again!!!"
You know what's even worse? The commercial with the sad dogs and cats where they subtitle what the animals are saying, like "What did I do wrong?" and "Why did you leave me?" O. M. G.
WORDS - "I know I'm a good dog." *bursts into tears*
Thanks a lot.
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