I will be leaving this one up for a few days though - it seems I did not allow enough time for people to post entries for the first one.
For those of you just joining us, Mad Blogs™ is the blog version of Mad Libs:
- I give you a list of blanks to fill
- You respond with your filler words in the comments
- I pick my favorite set of answers
- I post the completed Mad Blog™ and a Sweet Blogger award for the winner!
Here is the list of blanks:
greeting
plural noun
adjective
length of time
adverb ending in -ly
number
sport
time of day
animal
plural noun
body part
emotional state
exclamation
adjective
17 comments:
greeting: "¡Hola, muchcachos!"
plural noun: "asteroids"
adjective: "chemically-enhanced"
length of time: "pretty much forever"
adverb ending in -ly: "pimptastically"
number: "a couple thousand, give or take a couple hundred"
sport: "chess"
time of day: "the break of dawn"
animal: "your mom"
plural noun: "Snuggies"
body part: "...,well, you know the spot"
emotional state: "euphoria"
exclamation: "OH, SNAP!"
adjective: "elated"
Well alright. In the never winning lead off spot is me:
S'up, Sugartits!
tentacles
creamy
a nano second
expertly
131
midget hockey
4:16 a.m.
warthog
begonias
taint
stimulated
Christ on a pogo stick!
hefty
Gosh you make us work hard!
'Hey there Munchkin'
Mice
Fiddlyashell
Half a nanosecond
Infuriatingly
73
Tiddlywinks
4AM
Duckling
Chopsticks
The remotest tip of the right pinky
Splenetic
'Macaroni Cheese!'
Minuscule
greeting: What up, playa?
plural noun: topical creams
adjective: dodgy
length of time: 5 years, 3 with good behavior
adverb ending in -ly: begrudgingly
number: eleventeen
sport: synchronized swimming
time of day: closing time
animal: puffin
plural noun: mylar balloons
body part: baby toe
emotional state: paranoia
exclamation: Sweet sassy molassy!
adjective: jaundiced
greeting ~ "we come in peace"
plural noun ~ pogo sticks
adjective ~ malodorous
length of time ~ two hours, 51 minutes and 4 seconds
adverb ending in -ly ~ revoltingly
number ~ 666
sport ~ womens gymnastics
time of day ~ 4:30 am
animal ~ camel
plural noun ~ panties
body part ~ belly button
emotional state ~ shittin' bricks
exclamation ~ "where's the beef?"
adjective ~ crazed
Top of the mornin' to ya.
Grasses
Uber
A bit
Briskly
Baker's Dozen
Curling
After Midnight
Newt
Flesh wounds
Spleen
Verklempt
Holy Rusted Metal Batman!
Absurd
Oh. My. God.
I was worried this one wasn't going to be as funny as the first one, but y'all are freaking word geniuses.
This one could possibly be even better than the first.
Don't fret though, I am leaving it up for a bit longer. I want as many entries as possible.
Toodles!
pinky toes
zexyyyy
40 days and 40 nights
hungrily
negative 5
bocce
11:11 pm
sloth
clitori
left nipple
PMSing
"Maybe the dingo ate your baby!"
farcical
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
colostomy bags
flaccid
one billion years
dangerously
69
ice dancing
'round midnight
blue footed booby
feathers
uvula
freaked out
"Stop touching me!"
cheesy
Eff it all. Beckeye's going to win. *fist shake*
top o' the mornin'
sheep
greasy
eons
witheringly
7
hurling
morning tea time
caracal lynx
cockroaches
tongue
dismay
gosh all crimenentlies!
sweet
Peace be with you
cantaloupes
moist
fortnight
spastically
two and a half
curling
half past noon
ocelot
gun safes
elbow
manic
Strewth!
portly
Greeting: You again?
Plural noun: Medullae Oblongatae
Adjective: Squishy
Length of time: Shake of a lamb's tail
Adverb ending in -ly: Rigidly
Number: However many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
Sport: Speed Dating
Time of day: Quarter past never
Animal: My Ex
Plural noun: Sonic Booms
Body part: Armpit
Emotional State: Sober
Exclamation: Holy Moses on Toast!
Adjective: Teetotaling
-"My name is Sue. How do you do? Now, you gonna die!"
-bananas
-splendid
-4 light years
-smoothly
-121
-Water Polo
-Dinner Time
-sea turtle
-conches
-larynx
-maudlin
-"Pull OUT!"
-severe
greeting = Dude!
plural noun = toasters
adjective = sexy
length of time = picasecond
adverb ending in -ly = hastily
number = 42
sport = Australian Rules Football
time of day = 12:34
animal = swampy fox
plural noun = comets
body part = coxis
emotional state = stymied
exclamation = Zoinks
adjective = slender
I don't expect to get chosen, having won the last one, so I'm just doing this for shits and giggles! Here's my entry!
greeting - Happy Personal Assistant Day!
plural noun - Bees
adjective - Catlike
length of time - An eon
adverb ending in -ly - brilliantly
number - a gross
sport - fencing
time of day - teatime
animal - otter
plural noun - verbs
body part - trachea
emotional state - nonplussed
exclamation - "Run, Mrs McTanky! They're coming!"
adjective - Bitchy
Oh, and kudos to Beckeye for the Princess Bride reference!
OMG - I can't believe how absent I've been. Am sorry :(
Greeting: (my trademark greeting of course): “Holy Swizzle sticks, Batman! Get me a vodka tonic! STAT!”
plural noun: playa-h8trs
adjective: jacked
length of time: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
adverb ending in –ly: grammatically
number: ordinal or cardinal? Ordinal: second Cardinal: 88
sport: Shoe Shopping. (don’t deny it)
time of day: post-third Diet Coke
animal: Lorax
plural noun: lollipops
body part: Lolli- oh wait. Elbow
emotional state: wigged out.
Exclamation: “FAIL!”
Adjective: infected.
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