Confirmed Bachelor
The ladies will be sure to know you're oh-so-available when they catch a whiff of this vague, mildewy scent with subtle undertones of Parmesan and gym socks.
Axe™ Miasma
Works on your car just like it does on your body! Drench your ride in an overpowering musk of hormones and desperation.
Nicotine Fug
Want to appear cooler to your friends? More stressed out to your boss or colleagues? Fill your car with the all-pervading, persistent aroma of two packs a day.
Playgroup
Just because you don't drive a minivan doesn't mean your vehicle can't have that soaked-in essence of apple juice, cookie crumbs and warm urine.
25 comments:
Does the "Confirmed Bachelor" also hint of french fries? Because my car sure does.
BEAUTIFUL!
Actually, they can't be much worse than some of the "normal" scents they put on those things. They smell like toilet cleaner mixed with daffodils.
Hahah! These are great!
I find the tree that smells like 'fresh leather wallet filled with cash' works best.
I'm not sure about how 'covered with marble dust and sweat after chiseling all day' will work. Haven't tried that one yet.
Ha ha ha! Playgroup slayed me! I'm a nanny - that is my car's scent. *hanging head in shame*
Now there’s a thing. I was brought up to believe that “I’m a confirmed bachelor” was a euphemism for “I’m gay”, from earlier, less tolerant times.
Very clever, miss, but I think I will stick with the chocolate cupcake scented one that Whiskeymarie gave me for me bee-day. It tells the world that I gave up sex for food and now I can't even get into my own pants.
Haha! Good ones. I am going through the rest of your blog, and I am loving it.
Do stop by The Village Idiot sometime.
Cheers!
-Sandy
Scope - Heehee, I wish I ate french fries enough for our car to smell like them!
Veggie - I bought a cherry one once and it immediately filled the car with toxic fumes, we had to throw it out after 5 seconds.
Eric - Marble dust could work, it's quite expensive amiright?
Cora - Hahahahahahaha, I thought of you when I was doing that one!!!
Simon - Ooh, perhaps mine should be "Doomed to Bachelorhood"?
Gwen - Hahaha, that's awesome.
Sandy - Thanks, I will!
When I drove my mom's car it smelled like sour goat's milk from this summer when I worked on a goat farm and spilled milk all over the floor... then neglected to clean it up for about five weeks.
This is why my mother no longer lends me the keys.
You could use the bachelor and the playground and get "I have the kids every other weekend" smell.
HA HA HA! I love that the confirmed bachelor includes Parmesan and gym socks! And I'm still laughing at the "Playgroup" description-- I imagine that you are spot on with that one, too.
I LOVE these. My car probably DOES smell like parmesan sometimes. And maybe stale coffee. And awesomeness. But not socks.
What a great idea! So many more come to mind that starting today I'm using 3 different deodorants (in case it's me). I don't see SPCA Scent, a combination of wet dog and unneutered cat that has the added bonus of a new fur coat, and Rain Forest (very common here in BC): subtle fragrances of mildew and mold that mark the 20-year old car that's never been parked out of the rain.
Racquel - Hey, it's better than crashing it.
Valerie - Hahahaha! Ooh, scent layering, how fancy! ; )
KAT - I've been in cars with that smell. *shudder*
WWW - Mmhmm. What does awesomeness smell like?
Cooper - Hahaha, nice. I think there should also be a Fusty Old Codger one that smells like shoe polish, old books and cheap beer.
My car tends to smell like wet dog, I don't know if that makes me appealing or not.
Only if there's a really cute wet dog in the car with you.
: )
AXE Miasma, as I recall it, was an overpowering mix of bodily stench (not washed for the past 3 days) and cheap, stinky perfume.
I want you to make these for real now. You could have proper, personalised ones. I'd have to have Failed Musician. It'd smell of beer, vomit, sweat and be perpetually sticky.
Ditto what SkylersDad says. Our car also has a faint undertone of petrol fumes. I think we need to get that one checked out... It explains a lot.
You had me at "warm urine"...
that was VERY creative, i don't know how I missed this post? Maybe it was because I was busy doing my extravaganza with you included!
I friggin HATE the smell of that axe stuff by the way.
Well Fed - Too true, too true!!!
Tennyson - Oh dear god, personalized mean scents, hahahaha! I think mine would be the overpowering sickly sweet cherry that we had to throw away!!!
Teacup - Don't sniff the petrol-scented trees too hard!
LiLu - Hahahahaa, nice. Jerry Maguire was really kind of a terrible movie but it gave so much to our culture!
Mr C - But you didn't miss it! I am however leaving my posts up for a tiny bit longer these days. Thank you for putting me in your extravaganza!!!
Hey, so are these in stores yet or what?
joshlos - Heh, maybe I should trademark them! : )
I think that collection should also include the 'lonely man' freshener which reeks of desperation, and axe.
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