Over To You: Mad Blogs

UPDATE: This contest is now closed, but please feel free to create/post your own entries anyway!!!

I need your help, readers!

I had a great idea for a post but it's only going to work if you guys pitch in.

So... remember Mad Libs? They're basically short stories with words missing, and you get someone who doesn't know what the story is to give you words to fill in the blanks.

I want to do the bloggy version, so I'm going to give you a list of the blanks to fill - you respond in the comments.

I'll pick the only my favorite response and then post the completed Mad Blog.

Also, the winner gets an award if I can figure out how to post one of the damn things!

So please give it a go!

Here are the blanks:
[length of time]
[adjective]
[type of dwelling]
[mode of transport]
[name of city]
[number]
[adjective]
[weather condition]
[body part]
[adverb ending in -ly]
[type of business]
[adjective]
[number]
[animal]
[adverb ending in -ly]
[TV show]
[number]
[adjective]

(Holy crap, that turned out to be a lot longer list than I thought!!! )