... which I invented (WORSHIP ME, MORTALS!!!).
...okay, maybe invented is a strong word.
If you don't already know, Mad Blogs™ is the blog version of Mad Libs:
- I give you a list of blanks to fill
- You respond with your filler words in the comments
- I pick my favorite set of answers after
an arbitrarily assigneda predetermined length of time. I guess like four days from time of posting oughta do it. - I post the completed Mad Blog™ and a Sweet Blogger award for the winner!
greeting
adjective
female relative
number
unit of currency
animal
body part
number
number
vegetable
adjective
adverb ending in -ly
plant
vegetable
length of time
temperature
exclamation
emotional state
11 comments:
greeting ~ "Hark! Who goes there?"
adjective ~ skanky
female relative ~ evil step-mother
number ~ 22.829117
unit of currency ~ Russian Rouble
animal ~ lemming
body part ~ ass
number ~ 69
number ~ 666
vegetable ~ cucumber
adjective ~ sweaty
adverb ending in -ly ~ oddly
plant ~ palm tree
vegetable ~ corn
length of time ~ 12 seconds
temperature ~ -19 degrees
exclamation ~ "THIS is American Idol!"
emotional state ~ morose
Yay, Cora!
OMG, yours is so good you don't even know. Must be the good lovin'!
; )
"Well, hello there you piece of skank"
Swanky
Mad Aunt Margaret
57.2
Yen
Lesser-spotted Ostrich
Eyelash
9 million
9 million and a half
Butternut Squash
Squishy
Meticulously
Chrysanthemum
brinjal
14 seconds
− 273.15 Kelvin
"Overcooked Guacamole!"
Completely fudged
-greeting~ 'allo poppet
-adjective~ manky
-female relative~ step mother's half brother's adopted sister.
-number~ 42
-unit of currency~ golden galleon
-animal~ orangutan
-body part~ crown
-number~ 24
-number~ 2442
-vegetable~ cabbage
-adjective~ nonchalant
-adverb ending in -ly~ emotionally
-plant~ eastern wahoo
-vegetable~ iceberg lettuce
-length of time~ a decade
-temperature~ hot
-exclamation~ "holy poo on toast"
-emotional state~ frazzled
greeting - Nice to see you, to see you: Nice!
adjective - Flimsy
female relative - Dad's Mistress
number - Eight
unit of currency - The Dubloon
animal - Swan
body part - Heel
number - Two hundred and nineteen
number - The square root of negative two
vegetable - Parsnip
adjective - Bendy
adverb ending in -ly - Uncommonly
plant - Foxglove
vegetable - Courgette
length of time - Six eons
temperature - 96 degrees
exclamation - But that was MY cheesecake!
emotional stat - Mentally Knackered
greeting - What's up
adjective - heaving
female relative - sister
number - at least 8
unit of currency - Euro
animal - dolphin
body part - arm
number - 22
number - 14
vegetable - cauliflower
adjective - red
adverb ending in -ly - swimmingly
plant - hemp
vegetable - snow peas
length of time - three days
temperature - 35c
exclamation - Yessss!!!
emotional state - lusting
Greetings and salutations!
ornery
sister-in-law
500
rupee
tree frog
earlobe
15
77,342
asparagus
salty
creepily
Venus flytrap
radish
one hot minute
-2 degrees
By the beard of Zeus!
obsessed
greeting-What up?
adj-sinewey
female relative-bitch
number-2
unit of currency-Susan B Anthony 2 Dollar
animal-aardvark
body part-sphincter
number-12
number-345
vegetable-cucumber
adjective-tart
adverb ending in ly-slovenly
plant-impatient
vegatable-broccolini??(sp)
length of time- a freakin eternity
temperature-tepid
exclamation-yowza!
emotional state-dejected
OY!
enormous
sister
9
euro
dog
phlanges
200
3
zucchini
convoluted
hurridely
sunflower
pumpkin
1000 years
45C
I said goodday sir!
circumspect
greeting - Take me to your leader
adjective - bootylicious
female relative - grandmama
number - a couple
unit of currency - peso(s)
animal - pole dancer
body part - waistline
number - a few
number - a dozen
vegetable - (the) chronic
adjective - robotic
adverb ending in -ly - ridonkulously
plant - grapevine
vegetable - sugarcane
length of time - an eternity
temperature - hot as dog's breath
exclamation - Huh. Now ain't that some stuff!
emotional state - aghast
greeting – Sup, my ninjas?
adjective - racy
female relative – auntie Em
number - billions
unit of currency - rupees
animal - seahorse
body part – cankle
number - 999
number – 2 and 3 quarters
vegetable - zucchini
adjective – Uh.door.able
adverb ending in –ly - slyly
plant – mean green mama from outer space
vegetable – corn on the cob
length of time – a lifetime
temperature – titty bit nipply
exclamation – Awwoooooga!
emotional state - ecstatic
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