soda and candy stories: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE TOILET SEAT!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

I am beyond squicked out right now. It was *this* close to touching me.

Bleeeeuuuuurgh.

16 comments:

Mr. Condescending said...: did you pour salt on him?; May 23, 2009 at 2:45 PM
Soda and Candy said...: No, I cruelly squished him, wrapped him up in bog roll (that's "bathroom tissue" to the Americans) and threw him away.; May 23, 2009 at 2:51 PM
Anonymous said...: No.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

No. I did not read that. I am going to now forget it was ever said.

Holy shit dude.

For the record, your word veri wants me to type "GROWS". Let's hope it doesn't, right?; May 23, 2009 at 3:15 PM
Soda and Candy said...: I'm trying to block it out myself. Perhaps I shouldn't have committed it to blog memory...

Luckily he was a tiny fellow. But slugs just... *shudder* they're just horrifying.; May 23, 2009 at 3:23 PM
Gwen said...: I had one on my shirt last night while I was working in the garden. Skeeved out. I used the hose nozzle to flick him off. Ugh.; May 23, 2009 at 6:05 PM
Eric said...: How does a slug even crawl up a toilet??? Maybe it dropped in 'Mission Impossible' style??? Bleh; May 23, 2009 at 6:07 PM
Soda and Candy said...: Gwen - I HATE them. Oddly enough I'm okay with snails.

Eric - I have NO idea. which means more could be coming! AAAAHHHH!!!!!!; May 23, 2009 at 6:09 PM
words...words...words... said...: There was a silverfish on my toilet last week. Ick.

I keep wondering how a slug got there. And how long it took him to get there. And why he wasn't discovered before that. He must be a ninja slug!; May 24, 2009 at 7:26 PM
Soda and Candy said...: According to Husband, he's not the first one to get in there either, which I sort of wish I didn't know. I guess they could be getting in through the A/C vents or something?

heh, ninja slug.; May 24, 2009 at 9:06 PM
Scope said...: Just be thankful it didn't drop on your while you were perched there.

Now try to erase that thought from your mind.; May 25, 2009 at 6:53 PM
Soda and Candy said...: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

BAD Scope! Bad!; May 25, 2009 at 8:12 PM
Scope said...: Hey, it's not like I suggested that it was a leech and not a slug. Because that would be really horrible of me.

Wait? I just did what? 'mBad.

See I think you need to tell Cora to turn her flight around, because I can obviously not be left alone unsupervised.

And I guess neither can your blog, for my word verification is "fannies". Let's just hope it means "American Style Fannies"; May 25, 2009 at 8:24 PM
Soda and Candy said...: Ah, I see. This is all part of your plan to be unmanageable without the missus around so as to force her hand.

I'll put the rolled-up newspaper down then.; May 25, 2009 at 8:32 PM
Wendy said...: Okay, this is really weird... there was a slug on the handle of the shower in MY bathroom this morning that completely freaked me out. Do we have the same bathroom through a wormhole or a wrinkle in the space-time-continuum? Or is there some freakish slug epidemic? How does a slug even get into my house for heaven's sake??; May 25, 2009 at 8:41 PM
Soda and Candy said...: Hahaha! I'm fairly sure I know why they like the bathroom, it's the heat/humidity. Friends of mine that lived out in the bush in Australia used to get frogs in their shower for the same reason. I'd much rather frogs than slugs. *shudder*

But I've still no idea how he got in, although there was another one this morning. Blech.; May 25, 2009 at 9:50 PM
Cora said...: Look at that, will ya? I leave Scope alone for a minute and he starts antics like this.

*weary sigh*

I'll be back in Chicago soon, Soda and Candy. Don't worry, I'll get him back in line.

;-); May 26, 2009 at 1:17 PM