numer darowizny: SRTF/067/SWD .
1 month ago
Friday, May 29, 2009
F You Friday: Missing Princess.
Missing: One princess.
Answers to: "Soda & Candy", "Princess Soda", "Your Highness", or "Hey look, a shoe sale!"
Last seen: Muttering angrily, clutching Wheaty Bear in one hand and a fistful of Pamprin Max in the other.
Height: 7' in platform wedges.
Weight: Information unavailable*.
Eyes: Dark circles.
Hair: Too damn much.
Use extreme caution when apprehending. Subject is considered armed & cranky, but may be mollified by offerings of cheeseburgers, Snickers Almond bars or Dr Pepper.
*Official Candysoda archive record states: "None of your damn business."
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Effing hilarious. Can I please hide out wherever she is, please and thank you?
Hair: Too damn much
That's what I always think about myself. We should both shave our heads...
But you'd look way cooler cause I'm only like 5'6" in platform wedges...if that.
Sigh... I remember when I had too much hair, at least on my head...
Standard Dr Pepper, the mythical vanilla or the new cherry?
Look, shoes!
Almond Snickers are coming! Almond Snickers are coming!!
Mmmmmmmm, Snickers Almond Bars....
Droooooooooool....
I have to agree with everyone else... almond snickers.... ^^
Thanks you guys... it's a rough one. I'm sure the Princess will be back as soon as she feels normal again.
I'm not setting off to find her without help. It's too dangerous. I think I might just leave a trail of cheeseburgers that leads into a trap. God bless the Acme company.
hahahahaha
I'm ashamed to say I think a cheeseburger trap would work quite well.
Gee, me and my thin, baby fine, flyaway bullshit hair feel SO bad for you people with too much hair.
Oh don't worry, I have baby-hair too. It's just that I've been growing it for about 5 years so it's about 2 feet long. It's giant & foofy until I try to put it in a ponytail, at which point it deflates down to nothing. Boo.
Also, try getting one of those special body-enhancing shampoos, they really work!
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