soda and candy stories: Grrrrrr.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Grrrrrr.

Why does it take ten premenstrual women to change a lightbulb?

It just does, all right?!

15 comments:

Shawn said...: Heh. No further explanation needed.; June 19, 2009 at 9:51 AM
Soda and Candy said...: Shawn - haha! Also, give me some chocolate.; June 19, 2009 at 12:19 PM
Eric said...: No comment; and here is chocolate for you.; June 19, 2009 at 1:23 PM
Anonymous said...: 9 of them to bitch about it and the 10th one to throw it against the wall when it won't screw in right!; June 19, 2009 at 1:26 PM
SkylersDad said...: BECAUSE NOBODY EVER DOES ANY DAMN WORK AROUND HERE!!!

He he he; June 19, 2009 at 1:38 PM
just a girl... said...: Very funny dammit.; June 19, 2009 at 2:27 PM
Anonymous said...: Hahaha. About to make a chocolate run RIGHT NOW for the same reasons. Awesome! Fuck anyone who gets in my way at the gas station chocolate line.; June 19, 2009 at 2:43 PM
Cora said...: Amen.; June 19, 2009 at 3:45 PM
Esmé Glass said...: I may have to borrow this joke in about a week. Don't worry, I'll give you the credit ;); June 19, 2009 at 4:03 PM
the girl with the pink teacup said...: I once saw a postcard (maybe an old PostSecret submission??) with the following written on it:

My biggest fear is that PMS doesn't exist, and that this is my real personality.

Amen.; June 19, 2009 at 5:44 PM
Soda and Candy said...: Eric - I see you were raised right!
; )

Nikki - Hahahaha, exactly.

SkyDad - Damn straight.

Just a Girl - I know, grrrr.

Veggie - Wear pointy shoes so you can kick them outta the way!
; )

Cora - Yes ma'am.

Racquel - Borrow away!

The girl - Hahahaha... oh crap! I think that's my biggest fear now! Thanks a lot.
; ); June 19, 2009 at 6:43 PM
Scope said...: Dear, why don't you put your feet up.

Here's the remote.

I think there's a good "Men Suck" movie on Lifetime in a few minutes.

Let me top off that glass of wine for you.

If you need me, you can just press the big "GET YOUR ASS IN HERE NOW" button I just made for you, but otherwise, I will be three rooms away, trying not to breath too loudly, okay?; June 19, 2009 at 8:30 PM
tennysoneehemingway said...: you REALLY want to ask me that right now? When I'm holding something glass that I can break and be all pointy with?; June 19, 2009 at 9:04 PM
Soda and Candy said...: Scope - Hahahaha, showing off for Cora and one-upping Eric all in one comment! Good work!

Tennyson - Pretty much.; June 19, 2009 at 9:23 PM
words...words...words... said...: I'll be in here doing the dishes, you just sit there and scream if you need anything.; June 21, 2009 at 2:20 AM

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